When the index is a tuple
An index that is a pair
A discretisation on a two-dimensional grid of n points a side has n² unknowns and a matrix with n⁴ entries — 10⁸ at n = 100. What that matrix is instead is two Kronecker products of an n × n matrix, which is 2n² numbers, and nothing has been approximated: assembling it was the mistake.
A solve that is d decompositions
A Kronecker sum is closed under nothing useful — its inverse is not a Kronecker sum and no factorisation of it is one. What it has instead is eigenvectors that are Kronecker products, so a solve with 1,728 unknowns takes one decomposition of a 12 × 12 matrix and nothing else.
A nearest point that is not there
Eckart and Young guarantee that a matrix has a best rank-k approximation and that the truncated SVD is it. For three indices the guarantee is false in the strongest available way — there are tensors whose distance to the rank-two set is zero and which no rank-two tensor equals.
A rank that is not a property of the tensor
The same eight real numbers have rank three over the reals and rank two over the complexes, and a random 2 × 2 × 2 tensor has rank two with probability exactly π/4. Neither sentence has an analogue for matrices, where the rank is one number and a random matrix has the largest one.
A decomposition made only of SVDs
Everything the definition of tensor rank loses comes back if the SVD's algorithm is carried across instead of its definition — take the leading left singular subspace of every unfolding and project onto all of them. It exists, it costs d matrix decompositions, and its error is within √d of the best there is.
The orthogonality that cannot be diagonal
A matrix decomposition hands over orthonormal factors and a diagonal middle at once. For three indices the two come apart, and there is no arrangement that has both — so the question stops being which decomposition to use and becomes which of the two properties the computation needs.
The format that does not notice the dimension
A Tucker core is r^d numbers, so the format that repaired the definition still cannot go past five indices. Cutting between the indices rather than across them gives d − 1 ranks instead of d, storage linear in the number of indices, and a family whose ranks are two everywhere by an addition formula.
An iteration that walks out of the set
Every sweep of alternating least squares is the exact minimiser of its own subproblem, so the objective can only fall. What it cannot do is converge, when the target's nearest rank-r point is not in the rank-r set — and a plateau at a small residual looks identical to slow convergence unless the size of the terms is plotted beside it.
A factorisation that is unique for once
A rank-r factorisation of a matrix is never unique — AB is (AM)(M⁻¹B) for any invertible M, so no factor means anything on its own. For three indices a checkable condition on the factors' k-ranks makes the decomposition unique up to permuting and scaling the terms, and it holds generically.